By Request

For some reason my scanner doesn't want to work, so all of these pictures are pictures of pictures. Don't mind the crookedness of the snaps.

This is my grandmother's aunt and uncle and cousins on the Capilano suspension bridge. The building in the background was built in 1911, so this photo was taken sometime after that.



This same family had a big farm near what is now Central Park in Burnaby. This picture was taken on the farm. The contraption is a steam powered hay-baler. I think this was taken durring the first world war as there is a dude in unifrom.



Way back in the day Surrey was all farmland. My great-grandparents had a farm, and drove their produce to market across the river by horse and wagon via the train bridge. This picture is of my great-grandparents, my grandmother and my great-aunt Ivy circa 1917. Before he was a farmer, my great-grandfather was a gold miner in the Yukon. He proposed to my great-grandmother (who was still in London) on a postcard. On the front was a picture of him, a tent, his cows and his employees. He asked "Can you picture yourself living here with me?" She must have been crazy.

funniest picture of the day

Would people really pay for poo?

This picture is from another blog: http://www.adamsachs.org/blog.html
The author suddenly got divorced, lost his mind for a bit and travelled the world. It is a really good travel blog second only to those Couple of Canadians in Hong Kong. Tons of pictures, not much talking- which is strange because apparently the blog author is a writer professionally.

I think it's a blog that we can all relate to. Who doesn't have days where having a mental melt-down and seeing the world doesn't sound like a good thing.

*editted to add that the writer is very often published magazine writer/editor. I checked out his bio and other much more wordy blog.

If a tree falls in the forest?

This week, my grandmother went into a care home. It's sad, and I'm not going to blog about it.

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Last week I was given a whole box full of her old photos and I spent several hours going through them. It's strange to see snaps of an entire lifetime. I don't know who a lot of the people are in the photos, and unfortunately, Nana is too blind to be able to see them. So I'm stuck with wondering who the girl is on great-Uncle Lawrie's arm.

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There were a few pictures I knew. No explanation needed. Any Vancouverite worth their salt should recognize the above pic. This is a famous hollowed-out tree stump in Stanley Park. Unfortunately, it is about to be (or may have already been) cut down because it was damaged and deemed unsafe. The mind truly boggles, here is my great-Uncle Lawrie and some buddies in the 1930's all dressed up, and I stood there 75 years later and took a picture with my portable phone! So much change.

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I think this is my new favorite picture. My previous favorite was of my grandma's cousin Violet Hall and family on the Capillano suspension bridge in the late 1910's. I'll digg it up and post it soon.

Step Away From The Wheat!

Wheat. If you know me at all you know that wheat is my enemy. My Darth Vader. It's sort of like an addiction, I crave it, but it makes me incredibly ill. I used to be able to eat wheat in small quantities and be okay. But wheat is like Crystal Meth. One day I'm indulging as a treat when I go out on the town. And then one day I'm a strung out junkie curled up on the bathroom floor at 4am wanting to die.

One week ago I decided that going home sick from work or laying on the couch all day is no way to live. I want to be like everyone else and eat bread at a restaurant, or eat my favorite foods and not suffer for it. I hate going to a restaurant and being the centre of attention. "Can you eat anything here?" Nothing makes me feel more like a circus freak.

After a particularly bad wheat binge, I did a little re-evaluation. Why am I doing this to myself? I need to be Wheat free. I have been reading a lot about Celiac disease lately. I suspect that's what wrong with me (and what's been wrong with me for the last 7 years). Celiacs can't eat gluten (wheat-spelt/kamut, rye or barley) it causes the body to attack itself and destroys the intestines. I have been tested and am waiting for the results. In the meantime, I have been living the gluten-free lifestyle. I don't remember feeling so good ever in my life. It's been years since I actually slept through the night (I've slept through the last 7 in a row!!) Either way the test results come out, I have learned that gluten is not good for me. It's like I'm sober now, and I can see what the drug was doing to me.

I know that my blog is never this personal, but I wanted to remember the day that I started to feel good, normal, and maybe even healthy. So, April 30th 2008 was a big day. It was the last day I was sick.

Artsy Fartsy

A few weeks ago, Whitney invited me to the Undergrad Art show. Last year the show was centrally located near Granville skytrain station. This year, the show was in an empty warehouse.

Lots of the art was different, totally beyond my very limited knowledge of art. This was one of my favorites. Tiger, Zebra, Dog and Owl. I like the zebra the best.


At the entrance of the warehouse was a square of what looked like Vaseline on the floor. Because it was right at the doorway, people didn't see it and would walk right into it. I hear by the end of the night they had to rope it off with toilet paper (slippery floors are a liability!)


There was a good turnout. This is a random shot of the lower floor (there was more on the second floor). I would have taken more pictures, but no one else was, and it felt like I was doing something wrong. I asked Whitney, and she said it was ok. Notice the giant whale pinata in the background, it was broken at the end of the night after we left. I don't know what was in it, but fish guts seems much more appropriate than candy. Also notice that there is a log on the floor. I don't know what it means or why it's art.





The girls in charge of the bar filled the wine glasses to the brim (for $4!!) By the time I left, I was loaded! Apparently so was this art lover. He purposely stood in some poor students artwork. I may not understand gookey stuff on the floor, but I'm sure the kid who did it wouldn't have like this guy destroying it. In the background is a mural made out of pennies.

It's a wonderful day in the neighbourhood

I like looking at my garden, I like to see the changes throughout the year. I love when suddenly something is different, something I didn't see the day before. Today, I was looking at the garden, and there was something different. I just didn't know what. After a while I realized it was because one of my pots was gone! I looked and looked, the pot weighs 25 pounds empty, add dirt and plants, it's got to be 45 pounds. I figured it couldn't have gone far- it doesn't have legs, and it's a pain in the butt to move. This isn't the first time things like this have happened. Last year hoodlums stole flowers and decor out of my garden. I guess it's all part of being a gardener in the ghetto. Knowing this, I don't put things in the garden that are easy to steal. Feeling a little upset, I looked in all of my neighbour's yards (maybe they took it by mistake?) No. Finally I spotted it sitting at my neighbours front door.

I think to myself. Why would they take it? They sure aren't going to keep it! So I drag it home. Tonight my neighbour comes over and explains that she isn't a thief. Last night at 10:30 somebody dragged the pot in front of her door, they then put something in the pot and lit it on fire! Nice neighbourhood eh?

WHOA!

Where am I?
Obviously you are visiting the prettiest blog on the net!
I have been meaning to change things up a bit. There is a new blog background courtesy of Pyzam. I also have included new links (including Pyzam) and some of my favorite torrent websites. The hit counter has been changed and we are starting back at zero. The last hit counter wasn't very accurate, this one might be better.

The map~ new and improved. It is now mapping in real time with accurate hit info displayed. Flashing bulls eyes show the hits that are currently looking at my blog. On the old map, the location of hits was kind of fuzzy. Now it will show the location of hits and the time they visited. Basically I'm a stalker. Before people would tell me that they looked at my blog while travelling, but the hit wouldn't show on the map. I think that this map will be better. So welcome to the new and improved blog!

just plain strange

Ah, the internet is a wonderful place. Sometimes I find the most bizarre things. Sarah and Shannon fondly remember me sharing my last strange website "The Shenis". Google it if you are not at work. It might be the best modern invention, sadly storage and portability of the Shenis is a problem.

Sometimes I like to keep these little discoveries a secret; other times it just begs to be shared. I have been trying to decide if I should share my latest bizarre website. Originally I had planned on buying everyone gifts from this website. Sadly, they are not set up for web orders, so I thought it my duty as a blogger to share. So what is it you wonder? Well, I've noticed a lot of flavoured bottled water on the market in the last year. I'm not a fan of flavouring water because I think that plain water is really very tasty. I guess for other people it's hard to drink enough water. So how do you make water tasty to non-water-drinkers? And how do you make your water different from all the other bottled waters on the market?

Screw traditional flavours like strawberry and lemon-lime. The folks at Meatwater have come out with some really different flavours:
~Beef Jerky
~Beef Stroganof
~Cheese Burger
~Chicken Teriyaki
~Dirty Hot Dog
~Fish'n Chips
~Hungarian Goulash
~Italian Sausage
~Peking Duck
~Tandoori Chicken
~Texas BBQ
~Wiener Schnitzel

They are also working on an Escargots flavour- yuck. Being a non-meat eater, none of the flavours sound very appetising. However, I do think they need to consider adding smoked salmon and capers to their product line. They have a contest looking for the next flavour. I already suggested Smoked Salmon and capers, so don't be trying to steal that one. I'm curious what the ingredients are, I suspect it's all artificial flavourings otherwise it would be called soup stock rather than water. Obviously this would be a novelty purchase, but I wonder if it might actually catch on. http://www.dinnerinabottle.com/

Hottie of the Game?

Sad to report hockey fans, but since the Canucks suck, we will not be having a hottie of the game this playoff run. I did contemplate supporting the Flames (all new hotties) but they don't have hotties (see the sample below). Plus it seemed totally wrong.


As a post script, Reservation Road. Possibly the most depressing movie I've watched since Terms of Endearment. If you want to cry, or feel like crap, or suffer from major depression then I highly recommend this movie. It's about a boy who is killed in a hit and run. His parents and the guy who did it completely fall apart. Be warned there are extended funeral scenes and big long crying scenes with snot running down faces. So hot! I have a deep dislike of Dakota Fanning (30 year old trapped in an 8 year olds body). I'm sad to report that her younger (and less talented) sister is in this movie. Clearly, I have to start downloading (I mean renting) better movies.

...And we're back.

I don't know about you, but those 8 to 10 business days just kind of flew by! Last night I got home to find a huge box waiting for me with bright green stickers saying "Attn: Please hold for technician installation!" Well, I figured since I'm a pharmacy tech, maybe I could handle opening the box.

Sure enough it was my power cord- totally not from Future Shop. I guess they ordered it from somewhere else and the other company sent it to me overnight Fed-Ex. Yeah! The strange thing is that it is the exact same thing that Gateway told me was no longer available. Goodbye old computer! Back into the closet you go.

Lets go on a tangent. When I was in Hong Kong and Thailand, I saw lots of signs with really bad English. This week I did a bit of dollar store shopping- I'm sure everything I bought was from china. I bought a little package of caramel candies (the individually wrapped square ones). I haven't had them in years and years- pretty yummy. As I always do, I read the ingredients to make sure that I wasn't eatting something I'm allergic to. The second ingredient. "Whoire milk" Probably supposed to be Whole milk, but I still had the mental picture of a dingy 3rd world milk shed full of Whores waiting to be milked. Maybe that's why this item ended up in a dollar store- 1 little typo completely changes the meaning.

Thanks for all those who emailed about the movie review. The next review is probably going to be Reservation Road- never heard of that one either. It can't be any worse than Darjeeling Limited- which I thought would be about tea.

Do You Suffer From Disconnect Anxiety?

Hell yes!

Nothing strikes more fear into my heart than not being able to access the internet. I'm not sure when this happened to me. I suspect it is something that happened slowly over time. I don't think that there is a cure. Truth be told, if there is a cure, I wouldn't want it.

Why am I writing about this? As many of you loyal blog readers know, I cancelled my cable TV a few months ago. Since then, I have been downloading tv shows and movies to fill my entertainment void. It was all working well until last night. I have been sick for the last couple days (just a cold) and have not sleeping very well. Luckily I had downloaded a bunch of stuff to watch and brought my laptop to bed with me. I was half way through a horrible movie (Darjeeling Limited) at 4:30 am when poof! My AC Adaptor died, which meant that my laptop had 45 minutes of life left.

What to do with those 45 minutes? I checked my emails (obviously this was a priority) and frantically searched the Gateway website for a replacement AC Adaptor. I called their (604) number only to be told that they don't stock that part anymore (my computer is a year old!) and are only able to help customers based in the good ole US of A. Growl. I call Future Shop and sure enough they have the part and can mail it to me in 8 to 10 business days for the low price of $112. ANXIETY. 8 to 10 days? I don't care that the power cord is one quarter of the purchase price of my laptop. What am I going to do for the next 8 to 10 business days? Earth Hour nearly pushed me to the edge.

I recognize that in the grand scheme of things, this is a really small problem. But at the moment, it seemed like an absolutely unreasonable time frame. I have since pulled out my 8 year old desktop from the closet and have spent the last several hours updating it. I feel a little calmer now that I know that I can handle the next 8 to 10 business days. I'm sure that I'm not the only one with this anxiety. It seems normal to me that the first thing I should do when I get home is check my emails (before checking phone messages). I think it strange when people haven't checked their emails in days. Don't they know they are behind? Doesn't that freak them out?

I blame SFU. Course work and assignments are now submitted online. All communications at Universities is now via email. There is no such thing as handouts in class. Instead students are responsible for printing out handouts from an email or website. This developed into a fear of not being prepared. Profs like to email important things 5 minutes before class starts and expect everyone to have it. As a result, I got into the habit of checking my emails compulsively. If an announcement was made, it was often last minute via email, and not checking your email was not a valid excuse for missing a deadline. Since graduating, hardly any of my emails are so important that it can't wait a day. So why the urgency? Maybe I need a 12 step to reduce my compulsive email checking.

Happy Easter!

Hope every one had a really good Easter. This year we had Easter at dad and judy's house. After a quick driving lesson with dad, I was ready for a drink. Sarah was quick to get into the spirit of a typical family dinner. The keg stand happened later.


Lots of yummy food. Schwartzie potatoes (a favorite low cal dish), asparagus, chicken, lamb, salmon, spinach salad, and chocolate rounded out the main course.


Fresh fruit and dip with a selection of cheeses was dessert. Or is it desert?


Dad and Judy are renovating their kitchen, and had started to remove the countertops. We jumped at the opportunity to vandalize the countertops with graffiti. So Surrey! Yes, I am available to deface your countertops too, please email for rates. All I can draw is bunnies, hearts and stick men.


From left to right, Whitney's, Sarah's and mine. I think dad should keep our art work like when we were in kindergarden.

Whitney's Birthday/ New Year

We've all been slowing down on the blogging. What's up with that? Shannon? Sarah? Karen? It's time for y'all to update.

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Okay now that I've called out my 50% of my blog reading audience, I have an update!

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A few weekends ago, Dad and I celebrated Whitney's birthday. Whitney is a absolutely addicted to cheese, so a massive cheese and wine basket was the ideal gift.

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Sarah and I also got Whitney a Kiva loan. Whitney's loan went to a woman in western Africa named Christine who owns a shop that sells fabric, alcohol and snacks. She will repay the loan within a year at which point Whitney can either loan the money to someone else, or cash the money out. This is Christine:

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Then it was off to watch a bit of the Chinese New Year Parade. We were a few people back in the crowd, so it was a bit tough to get any decent pictures. I remember the parade being totally different when I saw the parade 20 years ago. It was a little repetitive. Every group in the parade had a dragon or two, and drums. We watched for an hour and left just as it started to rain.

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So many dragons. Some were better than others. This was one of the better ones.

In the words of Journey...

Don't Stop Believing!

Maybe the NKOTB reunion isn't going to happen. I think that all the buzz around the rumour might make them realize that a tour a la the Spice Girls could be very profitable. Besides, I'm sure the royalty cheques aren't rolling in like they used to. If you are bored, check out Danny Wood's my space page ( http://www.myspace.com/dannywood2006). He has a solo thing happening, some of the worst music I've heard in years.
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As some of you may know, I have been accepting all facebook applications for a 7 day period. No application is too stupid, I'll agree to them all. All but one have been an absolute waste of time. I think I might keep the "Are You Interested?" application. It is the hugest ego boost EVER! This is how it works: You view profile pictures and click on 1 of 3 buttons "No, I'm not interested", "Yes, I'm interested (annonymous)" or Yes, I'm interested (let them know)" The only info they have about you is a screen name, your age and picture.
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Similar to the "hot or not" website that was popular a few years ago. Each time someone clicks that they are interested in you, you get an email letting you know. They don't tell you when someone says No, so it's only positive feedback. Granted, most of the people who clicked "Yes" look like Elmer Fudd and haven't left their computer in weeks, but who am I to judge. It's a little creepy, but if nothing else it serves as a pick-me-up on those days when I think I look like crap.

Listen Up Everybody 'Cuz Were Gonna Do Our Thing!

Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
Pinch me, I must be dreaming. New Kids on the Block (NKOTB) are reuniting and going on tour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NKOTB was my first concert in grade four or five. I remember standing in line with my mom at the old Woodwards in New West waiting to buy tickets. We bought the tickets about six months in advance, it seemed like years until the show. Finally it was time for the concert, about 8 of us went with my mom (because we were too young to go on our own). Our seats were up in the stands at BC Place (the only concert I have ever seen in the echo dome). Good thing they had a jumbo screen otherwise, I would never have been able to see them. My god the screaming. 40,000 little girls. Excellent.

Okay, so who's going to go with me? Not sure if you can handle it? Lucky for you I bought a NKOTB VHS tape of their music videos and stuff. All the favorites, Hang'n Tough, Please Don't Go Girl and I'm sure they had other hits. You can borrow it, I don't watch it anymore. I wonder how Joey will reach those high notes? What about Jordan? Joey use to be my favorite, Jonathan was my least favorite. (He always looked a little special to me.) Who will be my favorite now? Start crimping your hair now, and brush off your white Ked sneakers. They're coming....

Hello Africa!

I just got my first hit from Africa!

Where ya been all this time? Obviously word is spreading, my blog is where it's at! Now if only Russia would get with the program. Maybe I should start some sort of email campaign.....

This post is brought to you by my 3 favorite websites.

www.Kiva.org - lend $25 to someone half way around the world. The money is loaned to small business people to help them improve their businesses (and their lives). At the end of the term, the person re-pays the loan (no interest on the loan) and you can either re-invest in someone else, or you can cash your money out. Pretty cool idea- so cool it won the Nobel prize.

www.last.fm is a awesome music website that sends you music based on your preferences. Type in the name of you favorite artist, and similar artists are streamed to you live. You can customize your profile by telling the website which songs you like and which ones you don't as you listen. The more you listen, the better it gets.

The vegan lunch box website is no longer, as the author has decided to home school her munchkin. I needed something else to fill the void. http://www.veggiemealplans.com/ is the new black. It is written by a local BC woman. Every week a new meal plan is posted complete with recipes and pictures. Older recipes are vegetarian, and the newer ones are vegan. If you are ever stumped for dinner, this site will give you some awesome ideas. For the meat eaters in the crowd, it's really easy to ruin... oops I mean add meat to the meals if you wish.

Christmas 2007

What a Christmas! Hope yours was good too!

I bought a couple of santa hats for the cats. I had visions of cuteness floating around in my head. But I underestimated how hard it would be to put hats on cats and then have them pose together. They aren't into hats, I guess I'll have to stick to bibs and sweaters.

Marley showing her anger.

Sarah and Ryan flew in for Christmas this year and brought the snow with them. We had Christmas morning at Dad's and then continued on for present exchanges at Jami and Chris's. The paparazzi found Sarah and Suds. Unlike Britney, Sarah knows how to play to the Paps. I think she looks like Medussa with the tree reflection on the window.

Girls night on the train. Don't let Sarah's outfit throw you- It wasn't minus 20 degrees!!!!

Dinner was at 6 Acres- a funky 50's cowboy restaurant. Then we went out for dessert at Morton's. We scored free dessert and free drinks because our order had to be done twice. (Something about the first batch not turning out.) Then it was off to Chicago's and Mugs and Jugs for a goodbye drink- both of the clubs closed for good that weekend. The club was packed with the strangest looking people, it was a bit like a trailer park social.

Next was Whitney's annual re-gift-it party. Creepy Santa was unavailable this year. However Years-of-Therapy-Will-Never-Erase-The-Visual-Santa was available. Yes that's my Dad, after doing shots of 90 proof alcohol!!!!!!!!!!

Ryan was Santa's Special little helper

This was definately a memorable Christmas!

Ho Ho Ho!

(the Santa "Ho", not the street corner type)
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Last week I was walking home from work. Strange things happen to me all the time, I think I have a freak magnet. Anyways, I was half way to home, when a bus stopped and Santa got off complete with the boots, full red and white outfit, a real beard and snowy white hair. WOW.
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But this Santa was a little bit off. He was piss-drunk. He was so drunk he could barely walk! Where had he been? Was he at a party? Have children driven Santa to drink? Is that why he's so jolly? I've seen him a couple more times since then, doing a little better, not quite so drunk. I'll never look at Santa quite the same. After a search on the internet, it appears that Santa is a drunk. I'm sorry to say it but, there are hundreds of pictures of him passed out, half naked and drunk. (I've spared you all the pictures of Santa naked!)


So Merry Christmas- tell your children the real story of Santa

Dealing with credit card companies is like playing Monoploy

Y'all have a couple of these in your wallets I bet. I used to have 3 of them, but I cancelled one and have been slowly paying off the balance. In October I made my last payment of about $35. I felt really happy that I had finally paid it off, and was looking forward to seeing nothing but zeros on my next statement.

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I had always thought when you pay off a balance in full, that you are not charged interest. Anyone else think that? But today when I got my final statement, I noticed that they had charged me interest! It was only 9 cents, but I was annoyed enough to call up my CC company. The guy on the phone said "Well lets not make a big deal out of it, it's only 9 cents." But in my mind, those cents add up.

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In the end, I got the 9 cents credited to my account, and I got a tutorial on interest charges. Here's how it works:

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They send out your statement and estimate the number of days it will take to get to you (about 4 days). They then charge you a daily interest fee from that day forward. In my case 6 days worth of interest on a $35 balance. So if you are like me, and pay your bills just before they are due, you are getting charged extra interest. TIP #1: pay your bill as soon as you get it to avoid the daily interest charges.

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My other tip of the day, (let's call it TIP #2) is that if your credit card ever charges you fees (like overlimit fees, late fees etc) call them up. A quick phone call is all it takes- as long as you ask nicely. They have never said "no" to me. The one time they hesitated, I just calmly asked who I should talk to about cancelling my card. That changed their tune. Same applies to having your interest rate decreased.

HK Leftovers

A few last pictures I forgot were on my camera.


On Sunday, all the nannies have the day off. There are so many of them, that they close the streets. Anywhere that's covered is packed with them.




Is this Lexi's water dish, or is it a foot spa for cats?






Sarah in the Hong Kong jungle



I don't know what this bird is, but it looks like a teradactil


Lunch was at a Vietnamese place- very nice.






Random street shot




Sarah do you have any lip balm??? Let me check...


on a 2 hour outing, Sarah brought 8 different lip balms/glosses!




Manolos!