Ho Ho Ho!

(the Santa "Ho", not the street corner type)
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Last week I was walking home from work. Strange things happen to me all the time, I think I have a freak magnet. Anyways, I was half way to home, when a bus stopped and Santa got off complete with the boots, full red and white outfit, a real beard and snowy white hair. WOW.
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But this Santa was a little bit off. He was piss-drunk. He was so drunk he could barely walk! Where had he been? Was he at a party? Have children driven Santa to drink? Is that why he's so jolly? I've seen him a couple more times since then, doing a little better, not quite so drunk. I'll never look at Santa quite the same. After a search on the internet, it appears that Santa is a drunk. I'm sorry to say it but, there are hundreds of pictures of him passed out, half naked and drunk. (I've spared you all the pictures of Santa naked!)


So Merry Christmas- tell your children the real story of Santa