Do you Quilt?

I want to learn how to quilt. Does anyone know how? Anyone want to teach me the basics? I've been trying to learn by reading online, but that doesn't really work so well. Like the time I tried to teach Sarah to knit via the webcam. It was a disaster. I have been checking out the videos on you tube on quilting, but it would be nice to learn from a real live person.

GAME 4 UPDATE: bloody ducks 3-2 in OT. The Canucks are down 3-1 in the series, the stats are really against the Canucks now.